Republican U.S. Senate primary voters in Nevada, you have three choices: the "chickens for healthcare" lady, the one the Tea Party people chose for you, and the other guy.

Statement says those meeting with Afghan government in Maldives are no longer active members and have "surrendered"

Current limits on debt and deficits are backed up by heavy fines, but they were never actually imposed

Singer treated for an injury suffered while preparing for a tour

From the Hartford Courant:

The race to lose to California Sen. Barbara Boxer is one of the most heated and amusing in the nation. Carly Fiorina is the candidate with the most national name recognition, thanks to a stint as a McCain campaign surrogate that was almost as disastrous as her term as CEO of Hewlett-Packard. She's locked in a tight race with two other guys: former Rep. Tom Campbell and Assemblyman Chuck DeVore. Except DeVore doesn't want to be called "Assemblyman." On the ballot, he'll be referred to as "military reservist." Oh, he also maybe slightly misled people about (guess what) his military service.

The revival preacher kept his wife's body frozen at home for four years

The Salahis were with a camera crew when their limo was pulled over a few blocks from the Mexico state dinner

Former Staten Island Congressman Vito Fossella is back! If that doesn't excite you, you probably don't remember the booze-soaked story of his shameful double life.

The secretary of state says the nation must face consequences for torpedoing of South Korean warship

The Vatican questions ethics of newly created synthetic cell

On "Good Morning America," the senate candidate accuses Obama of playing the blame game over Gulf oil spill

Rand Paul blew up the Internet. Did you notice? Here's how it went down: first, he suggested unmistakably that he opposed the Civil Rights Act. Then he tried unsuccessfully to weasel his way out, under near-implacable questioning. This was when people got really worked up. So Paul put out a press release, the strategy of which was more or less to deny that the previous 24 hours had happened. In the meantime, those of us who hail from the Internet have lost the ability to talk about anything else.

Each man given 1,040 year prison sentence for fatal blast

Even in best case scenario, gallon jugs of leaked oil could span distance between New York and D.C.

(updated below - Update II)